FOOMTHEMES

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

gnarly:

when someone compliments ur butt:

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I know Dean Ambrose, he’s not normal, he’s the furthest thing from normal, and he doesn’t respond to situations like this the way that normal people do. Ambrose thinks this is funny, Ambrose is probably laughing about this right now, but guess what, Ambrose. It’s not funny, it’s never been funny. There’s personal items of mine that you have in my briefcase that need to be returned to me immediately and if you do not come down here to this ring, right now, stomping your head through cinder blocks is going to look like nothing compared to what I do when I get a hold of you… 

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

iteamhelena:

hiitsmekevin:

Dean was as shocked as Seth.

Dean is like:

we-cum-as-romanreigns:

Holy fuck yeeeeeessss

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

sabisunni:

Sorry my mom said I’m not allowed to follow fuckboys

whathappenedtocharlotte:

theshadowsinthesun:

nycworkforce1:

Via mikenudelman:

Dress like a leader.

except FUCK YOU WOMEN CAN WEAR PANTS IF THEY WANT

*You can substitute pants (at the same level of formality/casualness) in any of these situations. 

But this is real good for reference. 

eva-420:

eva-420:

"this lady thinks that men are encouraged to be aggressive and violent? lets threaten her that will show how wrong she is" like what the fuck point do you think youre making 

this post is getting notes again in light of emma watsons speech and it wasnt even about her. this happens literally so constantly i didnt even need to put a name but it will gain notes ad infinitum 

friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

"I just can’t connect to the Democratic Party because I don’t feel like they spend enough time thinking about people like me…and I’m what’s important to America."
A 60-ish able-bodied white man in a heterosexual marriage wearing an Ivy League class ring, a cross lapel pin, and holding the keys to an Eddie Bauer SUV standing in line at Starbucks and summarizing the Republican Party better than he knows. (via twerkingtimelord)
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